May those that love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we will know them by their limping.
~traditional Italian blessing~
When preparing for dinner guests, remove all mousetraps from the kitchen
and dinning areas. Nothing can stop conversation like a loud snap
followed by the high pitched moanful wail of a dying rodent.
~Mike Williams~
Don't ruin my foul mood with your logic.
~from The Radicals (movie)~
They think I'm weird. I think they're all the same. So what?
~AJ Denny~
Us humans -- we booger everything up.
~Jace Hutt~